Susperia

 This week screening of “Susperia” was something new for me as I am not a huge fan of the horror genera. For me, I did not see it as a horror film we know today. The feel of the movie was more suspenseful than anything else and didn’t have the jump scares we relate to this type of movie. It was not one of my favorite movies, but it was not the worst. My scale is from “Pink Flamingos” as the lowest currently and up to “The Warriors” as one of the top films we have seen so far. As Dave Portnoy would do his pizza reviews, I will do a movie score of 6.2 for this film. Here’s why.

The movie gets off to start with a huge storm and loud music throughout the whole film. The music at times seemed so overpowering and it was hard to watch. I also found it funny how concerned everyone at the school was over money. It just seemed so out of place and odd. I mean she asked to borrow shoes, and everyone is looking for a quick buck. Next, is the part where they all had to sleep in a common area due to the maggot problem. The one girl was so worried about the women with the oddest snoring I have every heard. After a few years with some of my roommates I can say I am an expert in snoring. If you found that snoring so odd, why not just get up and look behind the sheet. This is the part of horror that makes me go crazy, if they just went and investigate. Then we could save so much time and the old witch would be discovered.

Let’s next talk about the death of Sarah in the barbed wire. First, I feel we need to speak about the man and his many attempts to open the latch. This drove me crazy; it could not be that hard to lift the knife just a little more to get the door open. He was very determined to get that latch because he didn’t stop once until Sarah fell in. Next, who just jumps down onto a floor and not even look once at it. I mean, it seems pretty obvious that you could see that much wire down there. On top of that, why does she keep thrashing around like it will help her get out. No, it is only going to cut her more. After all of that, the guy was standing there ready to cut her throat. This part also bothered me because I have watched a lot of movies and television shows to know that these should be a lot more blood. I mean it was obvious that it was a piece of meat and not some sort of fake neck with blood pouring out.

Now let’s talk about Grease 2. I grew up and have seen Grease so many times and used to love watching the film. I mean I still like to watch the film and really enjoy the songs to sing along to. Now we move on top grease 2, a film that I could say is a part of the Hollywood movie method. That is what I think of this film. The first one was so well and had a lot of popularity that they made a second one. Now I don’t think of the second one as much as the first one. Mainly due to the fact that I don’t think it is nearly as good. That is my opinion, but this is what I love about the class. I get to hear people fight for their movie and see what makes it so great to them. So, I guess I need to give it one more watch.

4 thoughts on “Susperia

  1. ChelseaRae's avatarChelseaRae

    SERIOUSLY! That got me too. Who just leaps into a room without LOOKING DOWN. That seriously threw me for a loop and I no longer felt bad for her if I am perfectly honest. She did that one to herself. I had to rewatch this part twice because I couldn’t believe that her death scene was THAT bad. I think it sailed right by the stereotype of poorly written death scenes and landed in its own category. That being said. This film was still pretty great and isn’t quite like any horror film I’ve ever watched and I have watched quite a few. I’d watch it again, even though I have now watched it three times.

    I’m glad you enjoyed my rambling presentation! Any excuse to rewatch both films is a good one in my opinion! I love them both so much, even if I love them both differently.

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    1. emmakarch's avataremmakarch

      Spencer, I need you to review every movie like this! This was the best blog of yours so far, I was laughing the whole time while reading it. I agree that scene, when the killer was trying to unlatch the door, was maddingly long. I believe that was played up for suspense, but you are right. That took him waaaaaaay too long to realistically open.

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  2. ssbaty's avatarssbaty

    i agree that the warriors was the best we’ve watched so far! and i also agree with the barbed wire scene from start to finish it has to be one of THE FUNNIEST things i have ever seen i could laugh at it forever. the latch??? i was cackling. when she literally jumped into the barbed wire like it was a children’s ball pit it SENT ME i was crying none of it made sense it was great i loved it

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  3. pathannon74's avatarpathannon74

    Spencer, as always a really enjoyable blog to read. I loved the scoring aspect of this blog, and I am looking forward to a possible complete rankings and maybe a bracket as the semester comes to an end.
    Having put up barbed wire at my house my whole life, I know that no-one but a fake school full of psychopathic witches stores their barbed wired like that. also, that is probably closer to resemble “razor wire” but nevertheless an awful yet funny scene.

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